weddingsv make me drug and hornr
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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