Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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Bring me that man meat
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
that may or may not have been my penis.
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