That reminds me...we need to get swords
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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