If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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