is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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