i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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