She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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