But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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