He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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