We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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