Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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