If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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