just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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