I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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