Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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