I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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