Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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