he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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