she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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