hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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