I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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