Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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