69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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