I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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