Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I understand Curling. That high.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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