Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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