its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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