Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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