Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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