Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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