Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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