some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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