do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
