You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Soap is not a condiment
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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