so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I think people are normalizing furries
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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