it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
wow bdsm is so cute
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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