dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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