dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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