love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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