If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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