All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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