I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just had sex on a roof
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