I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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