Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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