Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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