Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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