if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Randomize
