At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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