She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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