I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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