Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The adults are the big ones right?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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