Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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