I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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