She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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