my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you have to choose: penises or morals?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
how does that bad decision feel?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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