Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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